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		<title>Jen Kwok&#8217;s Secret Uke Recordings</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jen Kwok's Secret Uke Recordings

Awhile ago I recorded these songs - both funny and not necessarily funny - with my friend soce, the elemental wizard.

Now they're here for you to enjoy!


Click to stream or right click and "Save as" to download!


1. Funny Fat Girl (censored!)

2. I Don't Think About Dying

3.  Who Needs a Dream?

4.  Desert to the Sea

5. No Matter How Hard You Try (plugged!) (NSFW!)



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		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2011/02/22/jen-kwoks-secret-uke-recordings/</link>
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		<title>Preachiest Christmas Lights Ever &#8211; ACTUAL Product Package</title>
		<description><![CDATA[actual product - christmas lights with preachy product warning on box]]></description>
		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/12/09/preachiest-christmas-lights-ever-actual-product/</link>
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		<title>SO MANY SHARKS BEING JUMPED!!! :(</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some shows like Gossip Girl and So You Think You Can Dance are jumping the shark.]]></description>
		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/11/29/so-many-sharks-being-jumped/</link>
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		<title>A Two Month Conversation On YouTube</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Date an Asian has inspired 697 comments thus far - some loving, some passionate, some utterly bat shizz cray-cray, and an unexpectedly large number about whether Ph(F)ilipinos are "Asian" or not.  It was like one loooong conversation with the public as one schizophrenic-ass commenter.

A Two-Month Conversation On YouTube
by Jen Kwok and YouTube Commenter
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		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/11/24/a-two-month-conversation-on-youtube/</link>
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		<title>Asian American Warm Fuzzies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I haven't posted in a loooooooong time, due in part to an excuse, some other excuse and a variety of additional excuses I just made up because the first two seemed a little broad and inadequate.

The past couple of weeks, I did two of events that were completely awesome and happened to be rooted in the AA/APA community (and like LGBTQXZ-1, I'll probably never take the time to figure out what the most inclusive acronym is).  

The first event was<a href="http://pageturnerfest.org/"> Page Turner</a>, The Asian American Literary Festival hosted by <a href="http://aaww.org">The Asian American Writer's Workshop</a>.  I was part of a panel called "The New Eclectics", which also featured the amazing and fun Sesshu Foster,<a href="http://www.porochistakhakpour.com"> Porochista Khakpour</a> and <a href="http://www.edlinforpresident.com/">Ed Lin</a>.  All the Asian American literati were there, including the highly decorated/awe-inspiring <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Henry_Hwang">David Henry Hwang</a> and<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jhumpa_Lahiri"> Jhumpa Lahiri</a>!  Last night, I was also part of the line-up for Columbia University's Cultureshock, hosted by their Asian Amerian Arts Alliance, which had everyone from uber-sexy <a href="http://www.myspace.com/fr3sh_dance">FR3sh</a> dance crew, and my comedy homie <a href="http://echang.com">Eliot Chang</a>, who just taped his Comedy Central Presents.

I'm not going to venture to explain what AA/APA/AAAAAA/AZN writing or entertainment is, but it's clear to me that there is a certain recognition and community when you're in a room full of people who share the same life-long identity crisis.  We're not post-racial, but I *think* we're past Phase-1 rice jokes, and I know that I'll write many more songs where the biggest laugh does not occur after the world "bubble tea".  

Even 5 years ago when I was in college, I don't think there were as many established Asian performers out there that I could watch or read or visit the abandoned MySpace pages of.

Finally. Warm Fuzzies.a]]></description>
		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/11/22/asian-american-warm-fuzzies/</link>
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		<title>FREE SHOW &#8211; Jen with Band Opening for Charm Face, Oct 9 at The Blarney Stone!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey dudes!

I'm excited to say that I'm playing with my band again next Friday, Oct 9 at The Blarney Stone!!! 

That's right - I'm plugging in my uke and rockin' various tunes with Marco Bucelli (drums), Matt Butterman (guitar) with A Bass Player (bass) and special guest, my boy Soce, The Elemental Wizard.  If you've ever wanted to hear the live band version of my hit, Date an Asian, this is your chance!!!  I'll be doing songs new and old, funny and "serious"! 

We're opening up for the album release party of my friend/former college flatmate/bandmate, Bracey Smith's band, Charm Face (isn't that an awesome name?!?!)!  They are big in Japan.  Seriously.  They just came back from Japan, where they were big.

This is their logo:


They will, like, charm your face off.
Charm Face Album Release Party
FREE show!
Fri, Oct 9 at 8pm
21+over
Blarney Stone, 2nd Floor
410 8th Ave
(Right outside of Penn Station/MSG by the corner of 31st St and 8th Ave)

The party starts at 8pm
The Jen Kwok experience will start at 8:30
The Comfort Food music video premiere will be at 9:30
and Charm Face will start at 9:45

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		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/09/29/free-show-jen-with-band-opening-for-charm-face-oct-9-at-the-blarney-stone/</link>
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		<title>Big Girls Club (the Formula Play) opens THIS WEEKEND, Sept 26-28!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Come see this awesome play I&#8217;m in, opening this weekend at Here Arts Center!!! Big Girls Club (The Formula Play) HERE Arts Center www.here.org SEPTEMBER 26, 27 &#38; 28th @ 8:30pm ETG premiered Big Girls Club ( Happy Dance Dance Princess Show) at the Brick Theater this summer prompting extreme reactions from audiences and critics [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/09/22/big-girls-club-the-formula-play-opens-this-weekend-sept-26-28/</link>
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		<title>MTV Iggy Interview!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys,

So I did a lil interview with the folks at MTV Iggy about the "Date an Asian" video, addressing some of the issues of race, answering some questions from YouTube commenters and talking about comedy in general.  Check out here:  MTV Iggy Interview

Mad props to Woody and Samantha at MTV Iggy for being so crazy supportive.

Thank you to all the friends and fans for the overwhelming support of this video!   This was a labor of love a year in the making, and I'm so glad that people are enjoying it.

<3 Jen
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		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/09/16/mtv-iggy-interview/</link>
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		<title>New Music Video &#8211; DATE AN ASIAN</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My new music video, Date an Asian, is a hot (and hilarious) R&#38;B joint about dating Asian men.

Here it is:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9vYZmoqmg]

After fun ass day of shooting and a star studded live premiere at Sulu Series, this video is ready for all the world to see!!!

We hope that you enjoy it, and please please please help promote it!!!

HELP PROMOTE DATE AN ASIAN:
1. Email this vid to all your peeps, groups and listservs:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9vYZmoqmg
2. Post the video link to facebook, Twitter, MySpace, tumblr, blogs, etc!
3. Embed the video wherever you can!
4. "Favorite", share, leave comments, "thumb up" on YouTube!
5. Stream the video on a laptop strapped to your chest!

Asian men are finally gettin' their due, so please spread the love!!!




http://www.dateanasian.net (designed by the lovely Donna Kwok).

Thank you to everyone who helped make this video happen!

&#60;3
Jen]]></description>
		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/09/11/new-music-video-date-an-asian/</link>
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		<title>Vacay Recap &amp; Top Five Things About September 2009 (So Far)!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[VACAY RECAP

We just got back from a great vacation in Upstate New York - Barryville, to be exact!

Tom and I had a great time, driving through the back roads and sitting in a cabin high enough to literally be amongst the trees!

We swam and paddle boated in a lake that reminded me of "The Parent Trap":
lake superior State Park by you.
We drove across this cool bridge that used to be a mini canal that boats floated in to go OVER the river.
UpstateVacation_169_1 by you.
We stalked this great blue heron until he gave us a superfierce shot:

Bird in Lake Superior State Park by you.
The sunset was so pretty - the prettiest I've seen since I left the Mojave Desert:

Sunset on the delaware River - Barryville, NY by you.
It was such a great vacation, filled with reading, relaxing and movie watching (an electic mix: Gosford Park, Punch Drunk Love, A Fish Called Wanda, and 42nd Street).
Now we're back in city, with full cell phone reception and Internet! Yes, work intrudes on life once again, but there are lots of things in September that have been/will be exciting (in no particular order)...
TOP FIVE FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT SEPTEMBER 2009 (so far)!
*Fall TV starts - and Bravo's already got it going with Rachel Zoe and The Real Housewives of Atlanta's fabuloco-ness!!!
*Hershey's Birthday Cake Ice Cream is AMAZING (vanilla cake batter-flavored ice cream w/ sprinkles)!!!!!
http://www.hersheyicecream.com/Pintswithmorestuff/img/BdayBatter.gif
*Anna Sui's Gossip Girl-inspired clothing line for Target.
http://mtblog.teenvogue.com/style/blogs/fashion/anna-sui-target-thumb-500x400.jpg
*This one time, Japan's new First Lady spirit flew to Venus.
*Mosquitoes are hopefully dying off already.]]></description>
		<link>http://jenkwok.net/2009/09/08/vacay-recap-top-five-things-about-september-2009-so-far/</link>
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