American Idol Stuffy Stuff!!!

Hi Everyone,

So I’ve been writing about AI for TV Grapevine since the start of the season, following wannabe singers’ Bambi-like efforts towards becoming a huge pop superstar. Though I love doing recaps, it was WAY too hard considering that I was out performing most nights and unable to watch the show until the next morning. With TV and the Internet and all this “new media” mumbo jumbo, you gotta be on it!

Anyway, I’m happy to say that I am now going to be doing straight editorial on the previous week’s action + doing a look ahead/prediction/forecast! I’m really excited because I get to just write about what I want now, and give you opinionopinionopinion!

Here was my last recap of last week’s Michael Jackson-themed performances: Top 13 Recap

Here is an excerpt and link to my first editorial/look ahead piece about the upcoming Grand Ole Opry week: Jen’s Idol Dish

Last week’s Michael Jackson theme on American Idol could have been a total disaster, but these are the strongest Top 12/13 Finalists Anerican Idol has ever had, and they put on a really solid show. Let’s relive some of the highlights from last week!

Top 3 Performances:
3. Danny Gokey
2. Matt Giraud
1. Alexis Grace

Top 3 Inadvertent Show Stealers:
3. The Matrix screensaver used during Anoop’s performance.
2. Danny’s “Groomsman-Gone-Wild” dance moves.
1. Megan’s MILF mom – HOLY HOTNESS!!!

Top 3 FUBARs:
3. Anoop’s unfortunate collar-up situation.
2. Lambert giggling throughout his song – a song with racial themes!!! Dude, I know being serious is not your thing, but if there were anytime to take it down a notch, this would definitely be it.
1. Kelly Clarkson’s hot mess-ness! Dry hair, a Bar Mitzvah mom outfit and not getting into her performance until about 45 seconds in?! Looks like somebody could use a little “Focus” Vitamin Water!

Thanks to everyone for reading the recaps! The editorials will now be coming out on Sundays, and are part of TV Grapevine’s newsletter, which links you up to reviews and recaps on a shit ton of reality shows, etc.

Last Week's AI Stuff!

Hey dudes,

I didn’t realize that I hadn’t posted all the craaaziness of last week! My OCD tells me to make sure that everything is squared away before we hit “the big stage” aka the Top 12 Finalist stuff!!!

Group Three Performance – Finally, A Show!

Group Three Results

WILD CARD SHOW!

Can you dig?!?!?!?!?! It’s the big stage, ya’ll! Instruments will be involved. Watch out for Scott and Matt to bring it on the keys!

AI: Boring Ass Group Two Semi-Final Results

MOST BORING SEMI-FINAL EVER!!!! Excerpt:

Lackluster Round Two After last night’s American Idol performances (ranging from lackluster to mediocre), who can we predict who’s going through? We know Allison Iraheta’s great, and Adam Lambert is probably a shoe-in even though I personally don’t dig him at all.This season of Fox’ American Idol still has a ways to go to round out the talent. Let’s see what happens, shall we?

First there are montages of how the contestants got to the semi-finals.. Blablabla – we know!!!

Then we go into the group number, which is is “Closer” by Ne-Yo. This is a MUCH better choice than last week’s Jason Mraz-turbation.. Nick/Norman is toned down, Jeanine’s short shorts bring much unneeded tranny-ness, and Mishavonna looks even stiffer than last night. I am so glad there’s only one of these semi-final group performances left – watching a bunch of grown people grapevining across a mini-stage is cringeworthy.

American Idol Group Two SUCKED…

Read the whole recap here on TV Grapevine. Here are some random quotes excerpted from my blog. I had to fast forward through some performances, they were so blech:

Ryan is wearing a black polo shirt and jeans. Why he’s dressed like a computer programmer running errands on the weekend, I have no idea. It’s also bizarre to see him wearing short sleeves in the dead of winter….

American Idol: Semi-Finals Group One – and It's FINALLY America's Turn to Vote!

Hey now! We’re finally at the stage of the game where America votes. Read the entire recap here on TV Grapevine, including the new semi-final system. Exceprt:

Now that the American Idol producers and judges have put the soup through the strainer, so to speak, it’s America’s turn to vote!!!

AI: Final Judgment

Here’s the semi-finalist announcement recap on TV Grapevine.

The contestants are going to the huge “Judges’ Mansion” (a so-classy it’s tacky joint with ducks in the pond, paintings of cherubs and topiaries), where “final judgment” will take place. Seacrest explains that they will walk through the holding room to the garden into a Versailles-looking room, adding to the tension and drama of choosing the 36 semi-finalists who will perform for America’s votes.

American Idol: Last Episode Before the Semi-Finalists Are Announced!!!

Check out my full TV Grapevine recap, including tons more craziness from Tatiana! Here’s the excerpt:

It’s the last episode before the 36 Semi-Finalists are announced! There are 72 contestants left after Group Day, and the judges are now standing over Polaroids of the contestants, trying to decide how to further split the group into four rooms.

We go back in time to see how the contestants arrived in their respective rooms. This round of auditions is also the first time that contestants will be allowed to perform with instruments. (Note: The episode jumped all over the place, so I’m going to write this recap based on each room rather than chronologically.)

American Idol Season 8: Hollywood Weaklings Part II

American Idol
Hollywood Weaklings Part II

40 people were cut in Round One of American Idol Hollywood Week. When it’s announced that the contestants will be forming their own groups, a lot of people immediately team up with their buddies. However, it’s just like high school, where a few people are shut out and “picked last”.

American Idol Season 8: Hollywood Weaklings

The latest in American Idol – it’s Hollywood Round One!

The Hollywood auditions take place at the Kodak Theatre, the site of AI finales and the Academy Awards. This year, the contestants also take part in a new AI “Bootcamp”, where they learn how to put on make up and work with vocal coaches.

American Idol Season 8: A Tale of Two Cities

Jen Kwok’s American Idol Season 8 recap for TV Grapevine. Last auditions for AI in New York and Puerto Rico before Hollywood Week!

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