Who Wants To Download a Kirk Cameron Movie?!

8:04 pm, 6th May 2009

This episode got off to a slooow start. It took about 20 minutes before I even started writing anything down, ugh. Nothing of importance ever happens when they play that “mischievous” pizzacato violin music….


If you look like this on Day Two, there’s no such thing as a “walk of shame”.

Favorite things about this episode:

“Faux-cialate”!

This kids solving crimes was SOOO “The Boxcar Children”!

The writers wants us to believe that Georgina is the same size as Blair! Not with those big bones….


What? They didn’t have Wii Fit in the woods?

“Are you a Carrie? I’m a Charlotte!” Hahaha.

I loved this confrontation between Chuck and Blair at the hotel bar. How does Leighton Meester get the tear-perfect take? Whatever, it ain’t over.

I was reminded to download Kirk Cameron movies, like this sci-fi fantasy drama set in Spain: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190524/

Worst things about this episode:

How come all these Dove Fresh “Real NYC Stories Revealed” feature girls who work in fashion? UGHHHH!

Lily is nuts, dude! Giving her man money behind his back, arresting her own daughter and wearing a prom up do in the daytime?!


Um, you crazy.

Poppy and Georgina were at Shi in Long Island City for the last scene! I think it’s great that GG shoots a LOT in LIC (including CommuniTea cafe in the past), but this one was super obvious. We know who to blame as mainstream America continues to think that Queens is like Eddie Murphy’s “Coming to America”.

Who has club bathroom lighting for their mug shot? Did Lily have them build a photo studio and hire Gilles Bensimon to take the picture too?!


Yes, please do put her the hell away!

Georgina flip flops. UGHHH, who is this pair of Havaianas?! If you’re gonna Stepford it out, don’t bait ‘n switch after one episode!

I’m excited to see the 80s flashbacks next week of Lily ROSE. However, I don’t know if the new series will really have legs. We’ll see!

Question of the Week:
How did Rufus fubar his proposal to Lily:
a) He didn’t bring matches.
b) It was during the middle of the day
c) Who eats ribs and scallops in the middle of the day?!
d) ______________________________ (write your own)

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