However, I loved this outfit the most:

HOW do you make wool hot?! How do you do that?! By being Blair FUCKING Waldorf!!!
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Thank God for Blair’s classic tastes, because the artsy fartsy level of this episode was totally out of hand.

First, there was Poppy’s awful helmet bob haircut.

And then, there was that weird video installation moment with the time-lapse snow falling through a window in Brooklyn. Whaaaa???

And plus, HELLO…the Misshapes were there?

BLECH.

Above all, Serena was the most annoying she’s EVER been in this episode. Whining about being “In a rut”…. Foisting a society party on Jenny’s Hungry Hungry Hippo-fest! Over-texturizing her hair so much that dreadlocks were spontaneously forming at the roots?! You gotta be kidding me! If it’s THIS or boobs, I choose boobs.

Then there was that whole business when Nate called Dorota to find out where to meet Blair in Central Park so that they could have their first kiss?!?! HOW LAAAAAAAAME. WHAT a loser! Now all the little girls across the country will be dreaming of some guy doing that for them someday, but it’ll never happen because the only guys who would ever even conceive of doing that are GAY (or will be, eventually)!!!

OK, Chuck and Vanessa is kinda hot, though I will always root for Chuck/Blair – forever, forever, forever!!!!!

I look forward to seeing what’s gonna happen with the Chuck/Vanessa/Nate/Blair love-allelogram, but I hate all that craaaaazy stuff coming back from the past i.e. Serena/Savannah having met Poppy’s ex-boyfriend and Dan’s “fan” possibly being his half brother? The only thing more contrived than these plot points is Tyra Banks trying to be human. Man, if only the CW was a real network, they could save it for DAYTIME…or that cartwheel-over-the-shark, Smallville.

But let’s end on a positive note: Jenny looked great! This outfit was hot/adorable – specially with the red shoes….

Question of the week: What is the best couples name mash-up?
a) Nair
b) Nanessa
c) Vuck
d) Chair

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