GG IS BAAAAAAACK: All the World's a Stage, and All the UES is Merely Playas!!!!
4:13 pm, 17th Mar 2009
First of all, I love how Dorota was fondling Blair’s the floofy hairpiece. ALSO awesome that the girl with the weird eyes was Dorota’s maid dopp!
Pat yo weave, girl!
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And mad shout out to my bud Karen Summerton, who was rockin’ it as a stage manager!
The Baywatch slow-mo of Ms. Carr was COMPLETELY unnecessary, and how the FUCK is she allowed to wear a see-through top as a teacher?!
T-shirt bra is ok. Shopping at American Apparel because it’s really cool and seems inviting because there’s a bench outside is NOT.
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At least everyone else had the fashion right.
I loved Chuck’s tie in the restaurant scene. He’s the only dude who can do paisley RIGHT!
Bathing like the French in restaurant bathrooms for a week – yet still tanning like an OC housewife….
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Jenny’s jumper/henley/Colonel Sanders tie/punk necklage melange was cute too!
I liked that she played Nurse to the Dan-Rachel thing, but passing a note?! COME ON!!! Stoooopid! It’s 2009! How can you have two people sending notes in one scene and then someone else having a Cyrano de Bergerac moment via BLUE TOOTH in another! Pick up a phone! Send a cryptic tweet! Even two Dixie cups with a string would be a step up from a stupid ass note! Do you like me?! Check “Yes” or “No”. Let’s see what fold-y paper game says…let’s play MASH!
Maybe if Rufus wasn’t so busy working on the extensive bottle collection he has in the kitchen or shoving his face into a pint of Haagen Daaz, maybe his son wouldn’t be effing his teacher to feel like a real boy.
And how could Dan and Rachel be carrying on in the costumes and prop closet without someone coming into check on…I dunno…the COSTUMES AND PROPS for the show that’s about to happen?!
And Nelly Yuki in a fat suit?! Kind of awesome.
However, I am really confused about the whole early acceptance thing: Why was it such a shock that Nelly got in? Didn’t Serena and Dan already get in early? Can some explain this to me in earnest?
Serena’s scene with Julian made me want to VOM! The Vanessa-Serena Cyrano de Bergerac was Corndog on a Stick (TM), but at least it enabled us to see more of Vanessa’s HOT outfit and awesome necklace!
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Also, why did the set look like an Urban Outfitters?! BOOOOOOO. But the Blair/Dan scene was FUCKING hilarious. It couldn’t have been any better! And as a bonus, Dan’s accent was a knee slapper.
Haha, and could the NY Times critic be more of a gay stereotype?!
I totally saw this guy last Friday at Splash. And then when I left, I saw the girl behind him stumbling towards the PATH train.
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The best part of this episode is that Blair looked freaking amazing – it was like Blair porn for me. She looked stunning in the backless costume AND her lacey, blousy dress “Age of Innocence”-inspired modern outfit.
You. Are. Perfect.
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However, no one’s hair looks like that after taking it out of an updo! I know mine is in the shape of a duck with a jerry curl on its tail… At least Serena’s hair looked the wig-iest it’s ever been. Almost Britney level! Barefoot in the bathroom level.
I am satisfied by how Ms. Carr got written out – FOR BEING A BITCH, and that Julian was written out for being gay. It’s a little borrowing from “Clueless”, but whatEVER.
At least Blair and Carter is kinda hot…a million times better than Uncle JACK!!!
And mad shout out to my bud Karen Summerton, who was rockin’ it as a stage manager!
The Baywatch slow-mo of Ms. Carr was COMPLETELY unnecessary, and how the FUCK is she allowed to wear a see-through top as a teacher?!
At least everyone else had the fashion right.
I loved Chuck’s tie in the restaurant scene. He’s the only dude who can do paisley RIGHT!
Jenny’s jumper/henley/Colonel Sanders tie/punk necklage melange was cute too!
I liked that she played Nurse to the Dan-Rachel thing, but passing a note?! COME ON!!! Stoooopid! It’s 2009! How can you have two people sending notes in one scene and then someone else having a Cyrano de Bergerac moment via BLUE TOOTH in another! Pick up a phone! Send a cryptic tweet! Even two Dixie cups with a string would be a step up from a stupid ass note! Do you like me?! Check “Yes” or “No”. Let’s see what fold-y paper game says…let’s play MASH!
Maybe if Rufus wasn’t so busy working on the extensive bottle collection he has in the kitchen or shoving his face into a pint of Haagen Daaz, maybe his son wouldn’t be effing his teacher to feel like a real boy.
And how could Dan and Rachel be carrying on in the costumes and prop closet without someone coming into check on…I dunno…the COSTUMES AND PROPS for the show that’s about to happen?!
And Nelly Yuki in a fat suit?! Kind of awesome.
However, I am really confused about the whole early acceptance thing: Why was it such a shock that Nelly got in? Didn’t Serena and Dan already get in early? Can some explain this to me in earnest?
Serena’s scene with Julian made me want to VOM! The Vanessa-Serena Cyrano de Bergerac was Corndog on a Stick (TM), but at least it enabled us to see more of Vanessa’s HOT outfit and awesome necklace!
Also, why did the set look like an Urban Outfitters?! BOOOOOOO. But the Blair/Dan scene was FUCKING hilarious. It couldn’t have been any better! And as a bonus, Dan’s accent was a knee slapper.
Haha, and could the NY Times critic be more of a gay stereotype?!
The best part of this episode is that Blair looked freaking amazing – it was like Blair porn for me. She looked stunning in the backless costume AND her lacey, blousy dress “Age of Innocence”-inspired modern outfit.
However, no one’s hair looks like that after taking it out of an updo! I know mine is in the shape of a duck with a jerry curl on its tail… At least Serena’s hair looked the wig-iest it’s ever been. Almost Britney level! Barefoot in the bathroom level.
I am satisfied by how Ms. Carr got written out – FOR BEING A BITCH, and that Julian was written out for being gay. It’s a little borrowing from “Clueless”, but whatEVER.
At least Blair and Carter is kinda hot…a million times better than Uncle JACK!!!
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