Gossip Girl: WHO IS THE LOVE CHILD?!?!

6:21 am, 7th Jan 2009

We know this:



-Hazel does incest.


-Nelly Yuki perpetuates subservient Asian stereotypes.


-Rufus has shaved, gotten a haircut and looks like a much older version of my friend Marty.


Marty




BUT WHO IS RUFUS AND LILY’S LOVE CHILD?!?!?!

I thought it was Jack Bass, but apparently Gossip Girl Insider says this:

“Creator and executive producer Josh Schwartz had hinted at Georgina’s return in a past interview, but we’re glad it’s coming to fruition. The more drama, the merrier!

In related news, have you heard the rumor that Georgina will turn out to be Lily and Rufus’ MIA love child? Crazy, right? Well, it’s even crazier when you consider the fact that said love child is (spoiler alert!) ******** * **.”

http://www.gossipgirlinsider.com/2009/01/gossip-girl-spoilers-georgina-sparks-is-back/

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

What do those stars mean???? Someone please tell me!

Also, what happened on New Year’s Eve that Blair is trying to hide from Chuck?

TWO questions of the week…

1) Who is Lily & Rufus’ lovechild?
a. Jack Bass
b. Georgina (waaah? she’s the same age as Dan & Serena!!!)
c. Dorota!!!
d. _________________ (write your own)

2) What happened on New Year’s Eve?
a. Blair slept with Jack
b. They found out that Bart left nothing to Chuck
c. Ryan Seacrest hijacked Dick Clark’s Rockin Eve!!!
d. _________________ (write your own)

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?! How did Jenny suddenly get so tall????

One Response to “Gossip Girl: WHO IS THE LOVE CHILD?!?!”

  1. Your Gossip Girl recaps are the highlights of my hair!

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