2009 Gossip Girl New Year's Resolutions
6:45 pm, 30th Dec 2008
Hi Everyone,
GG is back next Monday – WOOOOOOOO!!! In the meantime, I offer these New Year’s Resolutions for our favorite characters in 2008…
Serena: JUST BUY A BRA!!!
BUY A FUCKING BRA!!!
Blair: You are perfect. Don’t change!
Someone please clone her!!! I’ll take TEN.
Nate: Grow a set. Or just get a job? How about that? GET A JOB.
Make up your mind, pussy man! (Or ask your old lady for a job at the cafe.)
Dan: Come out of the closet.
C’mon – you’re not foolin’ anyone, “bro”.
Jenny: Go all the way to the dark side and dye your hair black.
Hipster it up, girl!
Chuck: Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
Prozac. Zoloft. Paxil. Just pick one.
Rufus: Learn how to play the ukulele!
Guitar is so 90s.
Lily: Get pregnant!
Kelly Rutherford did it – so can you! Right your wrongs, girl!!!
Aaron: Um, I don’t know…
…um…perhaps…GO FUCK YOURSELF?!
Cyrus and Eleanor: Make Sunday night “Family Game Night!”
Parcheesi, anyone?! I think Cyrus could go for some Cranium!!!!
Question of the week:
What is Cyrus’ favorite board game?
a) Cranium
b) Trivial Pursuit
c) Settlers of Catan
d) ____________(chose your own answer)
YEAHHHH! Happy New Year, everyone!!!
Hi Everyone,
GG is back next Monday – WOOOOOOOO!!! In the meantime, I offer these New Year’s Resolutions for our favorite characters in 2008…
GG is back next Monday – WOOOOOOOO!!! In the meantime, I offer these New Year’s Resolutions for our favorite characters in 2008…
Serena: JUST BUY A BRA!!!
BUY A FUCKING BRA!!!
Blair: You are perfect. Don’t change!
Someone please clone her!!! I’ll take TEN.
Nate: Grow a set. Or just get a job? How about that? GET A JOB.
Make up your mind, pussy man! (Or ask your old lady for a job at the cafe.)
Dan: Come out of the closet.
C’mon – you’re not foolin’ anyone, “bro”.
Jenny: Go all the way to the dark side and dye your hair black.
Hipster it up, girl!
Chuck: Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
Prozac. Zoloft. Paxil. Just pick one.
Rufus: Learn how to play the ukulele!
Guitar is so 90s.
Lily: Get pregnant!
Kelly Rutherford did it – so can you! Right your wrongs, girl!!!
Aaron: Um, I don’t know…
…um…perhaps…GO FUCK YOURSELF?!
Cyrus and Eleanor: Make Sunday night “Family Game Night!”
Parcheesi, anyone?! I think Cyrus could go for some Cranium!!!!
Question of the week:
What is Cyrus’ favorite board game?
a) Cranium
b) Trivial Pursuit
c) Settlers of Catan
d) ____________(chose your own answer)
What is Cyrus’ favorite board game?
a) Cranium
b) Trivial Pursuit
c) Settlers of Catan
d) ____________(chose your own answer)
YEAHHHH! Happy New Year, everyone!!!
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